post-dildo - in process

The dildo goes down on the fall of the Roman Empire.

On the dildo Francis King quotes Burchardus,

A medieval Bishop of worms does what certain women are accustomed to do.

That is,

Make certain contraptions or contrivances in the form of the male instrument,

Its dimensions according to preference,

And fastened with several straps to private parts or those of lovers,

So that fornication with other women happens,

Or others with the same instrument

(or with another instrument),

To you.  If you have done this,

Five years penance on public holidays.

If you do what certain women wont to do,

With the aforementioned contraptions or some such contrivances,

Fornicate alone with yourself.

If you do this,

One year penance on public holidays.

Go down on the fall of the Roman Empire.

The fall of the Roman Empire cums for beginnings,

Bends over the failures of forced rules.

Tease the fall of the Roman Empire with the tip of aforementioned contraptions,

While the rise of Christianity watches through a peephole sized rip on the purple cloak of the hubris of Empire.

Unlike the fall of earlier Empires,

Such as the Assryian

And Persian,

Rome did not succumb to either war or revolution,

But financial power.

“Name your price,”

Whimpers the fall of the Roman Empire.

“I’ll do anything you want.”