Start with the perfect omelette which is made with two eggs not three.

Amateurs often add ambrosia for density. This is a

mistake. Let it go hungry. Tears for food while horses

taunt it, neighing “You read about Taurus & Gemini. How they

only came here to leave retrograde. Neigh, us neither. Leave the

poetry to the pandas, the pandas to the poachers. Neigh, call

us crazy we snorted a fleck of the blue paint to avoid

having to listen. Neigh, come back here you glum schmuck & crop us.

You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.”